Looking back is so last season—and according to the Bible, it’s how you become a literal seasoning. 😅
This tee is for the believer with a sense of humor and a solid grasp of the dangers of dwelling on the past (Lot’s wife learned the hard way). Featuring a vintage-style graphic of our salty sister and a divine dose of sass, this shirt serves truth and laughs in equal measure.
✅ Soft, comfy, and not salty at all
✅ Faith-based humor that hits
✅ Great conversation starter (and sermon illustration)
Whether you're walking in purpose or just trying not to look back at that toxic ex, this shirt has your back… literally.
Product features
- Shoulder tape enhances durability and maintains shape.
- Seamless design reduces waste and creates a sleek appearance.
- Ribbed collar retains its shape and adds flexibility.
- Made from soft, sustainably sourced cotton for comfort.
- Dual printing techniques ensure high-quality, detailed designs.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat